#DAMN 3GS

[stahp-right-there-peasant]

Mecintosh: They don’t make them like me no more. I’m the last of my kind.

3GS: Thank god.

[fruitless-vain]

My dumb ass started taking my meds, ate a couple crackers ahead of time right starting off strong keeping the routine take the pills then I just… zoned out and completely forgot that I didn’t eat any follow up crackers

Then I had to audacity to be confused about why I was suddenly experiencing a wave of extreme nausea

Bitch you didn’t fucking eat with the pills wth you think is making you nauseous?????

[pricesgirl]

Mary Janes

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Y/N

"Now this one's called Mouser," Powder says, shoving the mini smoke bomb into my palms.

"Mouser?" I peer at the scrawled whiskers and ears.

"Yeah, silly, 'cause it's a mouse," she giggles, prodding one of the ears. "Ya like it?" She looks so hopeful when she asks that, like a puppy just wanting to make its owner happy.

I nod, smiling. "I love it. It's so cute. What color does it boom to?"

"Guess!" Powder singsongs, and I groan.

"Don’t make me guess. I hate guessi—"

"Just guess! Pleeeaase."

"Fine... pink?"

"Nuh-uh."

"Blue?"

"Guess again!" But before I can... BOOM.

I jolt awake in bed, panting softly. This is an infestation, relentless and vile. First, she worms her way into my daily routine, always there… looming. It’s disgusting, absolutely revolting. And now, this ridiculous fixation is ruining my sleep schedule—worse, my study schedule.

I find myself at my vanity, applying a ridiculous amount of makeup to hide the bags under my eyes. It’s fine, just a slip-up—one tiny mistake. Nobody has to know everything fell apart. Not today, not ever.

My hairbrush clatters to the floor as I throw it, frustration rising. No. No. My entire day cannot be derailed by this one tiny lapse. It was just a dream. My subconscious was simply in the mood to revisit the past, nothing more.

I take a deep breath and focus, moving with deliberate precision. When my hair is halfway secured in a perfect pink bow, I grab my uniform. The school uniform is simple—appropriate, modest, as it should be. Certain people, however, don’t wear it that way, why did my mind jump to her so instantly? There are plenty of other people who flaunt the dress code, make a mockery of it. Why her? It’s infuriating. Completely nonsensical.

I grab my bag from its designated spot by the door, double-checking its contents—binder, planner, pens in their correct case, and books for every class, organized by schedule. Satisfied, I sling it over my shoulder and head downstairs, the rhythmic click of my Mary Janes echoing throughout the otherwise empty house.

I move through the familiar routine—toast, tea, and the faint hum of the dishwasher in the background. Every detail falls into place, a perfect puzzle...

Until I step outside. The cool morning air brushes my skin, crisp and biting, and my mind drifts again. Why her? I shake the thought away, gripping the strap of my bag tighter. This is school. My space. My domain of control and focus. She can’t ruin that too. She won’t.

By the time I reach the front gates, my mental walls are firmly in place. They hold strong as i rush over to Cait and Mel waiting by our grouping of lockers. But then I catch a flash of blue in the corner of my vision—braids swaying, a grin that’s far too self-assured. My barricades shudder, and I bite down on my lip. Hard. Hard enough for those tiny droplets of blood to form.

I force my eyes forward, swallowing the sharp sting. Today will be just like any other. I won’t let her mess it up.

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Jinx

School’s supposed to be a regular thing for me—well, that’s a lie. I only show up when Silco’s got that whole “I’ll cut your allowance!” thing looming over my head.

He's always 100000% bluffing, the mans a softie at heart.

Anyway, I only actually give a shit about the damn place when I’ve got a deal lined up. And hey, two days in a row?

Fucking impressive.

Todays little deal is 3g of molly, ecstasy, MDMA whatever floats ya boat.

It's a person by person basis. The pompous little Pilties will always call it Molly, like saying ecstasy would give them a fucking meltdown.

Like somehow Molly makes it sound all sweet and innocent—total bullshit to be honest.

As I march through the school parking lot, boots thudding against the cracked tarmac, I spot her. Miss Saboteur. I shove the bag of pills out of sight, just in time.

Ha, not today, toots.

She's standing there with her little Piltie entourage.

Honestly, it's pathetic. Her naivety to the class divide. And she let me tell you Y/N must be insanely thick because its very, very obvious.

You can even see it in the lovely parking lot.

On one side, you’ve got these busted-up Chevys and beat-to-hell sedans. On the other? Shiny Cadillacs and those fancy little luxury cars, the ones that scream Daddy’s money with every brrrrr of the engine.

A very diverse range if i do say so myself.

But ladies and gents, deny it all she wants, roots stick—Zaunite dirt doesn’t just brush off.

I toss the little purple baggie into locker 505 as requested, and it lands with a soft plop at the bottom. Job done.

The bell rings, but who even cares? School’s just a place to mess with people, anyway. Everyone’s all in their little cliques, walking like robots to their boring classrooms, all stiff and predictable.

So fucking boring.

I shove my way through the crowd, elbowing a few people ‘cause why the hell not? My boots clunk on the floor, and I can practically hear them wincing behind me. Good. I love that sound.

The second-floor art stairwell is, by far, the best skipping spot.

none of those nosy hall monitors or teachers lurking. Plus, it’s got this weird, artsy vibe from all the random graffiti and doodles left behind.

Honestly? It’s mostly me. Who else has the guts? Or the creativity? Maybe Ekko, when I rope him in. He always starts with "Jinx, don’t," blah, blah, blah—but give him five minutes, and he’s tagging like it’s his idea. Classic

So, I’m waiting for him now. He’s my usual skipping buddy—rebelling against authority and all that jazz.

By the time Mr Boy Saviour appears I've got a shit eating grin on my face as a doodle a certain girl on the wall, a little too focused on getting the details right.

"Look," I chuckle, "she's got horns."

"That Y/N again?" He leans in front of my masterpiece, raising an eyebrow.

"No," I giggle, lying through my teeth. "Totally not."

Liar, liar, liar.

"Gosh Ekko, get off my back, heard of artistic expression?" My grin vanishes, like, boom, gone in an instant.

Poor guy’s used to my outbursts by now. He just plops down next to me when I curl my knees to my chest, all casual-like, like I didn’t just snap at him for no damn reason.

But there is a reason, Y/N, Y/N, Y/N.

"I don't even get why you still talk about her, Ekko," I mutter into the fabric of my ripped tights. "I fucking hate her."

"Right, don't lie," Ekko says, leaning back against the wall, his voice all too casual. "You’ve been drawing her nonstop for the past week."

I huff, glaring at the floor.

Typical. He always knows.

Every.

Single.

Time.

Calls me out like it’s nothing. I roll my eyes, sinking into my knees even further.

“Shut up, Ekko,” I mutter, my fingers twitching against the ripped fabric of my tights. “It’s not like that.”

It totally is, though.

"Don't lie, you've been drawing her for days," Ekko says, grinning like he knows something I don't.

I squint at him. "I’m not—" I cut myself off, glancing at the sketch again.

Shit.

He leans closer, all smug, "Oh really? Then what’s this?" He points at the doodle like it’s the evidence that’ll finally put me on trial.

"Fuck off," I mutter, tossing the pen in his direction like it's some kind of missile, damn wish it was before stomping off.

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authors note: hey this is my first fanfiction on Tumblr, hope you like it :) please like and reblog!

[microcosmiclymbic]

2.5hrs after my dose. Finally feeling a lot more steady. But still laying down for another 10min before I go enjoy my morning porch time

Kratom hitting hard this morning. Gosh.

Might lay down a bit until it passes

Was just trying to order some breakfast + coffee too

[novaazurite]

II2 16 SPOILERS, enjoy a post of me screaming in all caps about this damn episode!!!

IM ABSOLUTELY TWEAKING I WANT TO CRY SO HARD RIGHT NOW I WANT TO EXPLODE MY MIND IS ABSOLUTELY IN SHAMBLES.

FIRST OFF.

(made 04/11/24)

I CANT BELIEVE I WAS RIGHT ABOUT THOSE TWO BEING MEPHONE3G AND OG MEPHONE IM SCREAMING MY HEAD OFF FROM THIS.

3GS IS SUCH A SWEETIE! PLEASE GET HIM OUTTA THERE I WANT HIM TO BE HAPPY PLEASE LET HIM BE HAPPY.

I absolutely freaked when I saw Cabby, Candle and Goo. WHAT ARE THEY DOING HERE, I THOUGHT THEY WERE ON INVITATIONAL ISLAND.

Cobs, I hate you so much, you threw down a bombshell of a reveal. NOBODY IS FUCKING REAL. THEY WERE ALL MADE BY MEPHONE. This is why MePhone was able to recover them through MeLife, this is why he cant recover Bot, and couldnt recover Bow nor Dough, because those three are real, this is why Bow and Dough are ghosts, because they were genuinely real people.

Now it makes sense why Suitcase mentioned MePhone was gone for a day. THEY ARENT REAL THEY ARENT REAL MY LIFE IS A LIE MY LIFE IS A LIE MY LIFE IS A LIE.

Invitational did happen, its just Knife/Suitcase/Baseball/Lightbulb arent real to even notice if time has passed. If they were real, they would had have genuine reactions to MePhone straight up abandoning them for several months at best. I think this is why MePhone genuinely like Bot why they were so different to him compared to the other contestants.

THIS EPISODE FUCKING KILLED ME IN COLD BLOOD I AM NOT RECOVERING FROM THIS GOOD FUCKING BYE.

[callmeajorallie]

Got bored, made some art in regards to ii 16 & 17 but the gkgg au instead (With text)

(Without text)

On other news, here's a rant about this au because why tf not + this au has been my hyperfixation for months now despite the fact it is literally a roleswap au & just things I have been pondering ever since ii 15 came out (Which for those who don't know what the gkgg au is, here. Because you'll need context to understand half of this.) I kinda always thought Mecintosh would be the one to side with Paintbrush, because I don't really think 4s would turn on Cobs, but then again, with how Cobs relationship is portrayed in the au, it is hard for me to see any of them breaking off from him (Besides 4 but it was more like Cobs broke off from him). Next, there's the whole ending thingy, which god damn would the endings be different tenfold, my source? Now I couldn't find the exact post, however, I do recall when swap Sliver was revealed (fulfilling the role of Candle), he was given a backstory as to how he discovered the shine or something (My memories fuzzy okay?), & that it was stated that him & knife were brothers, now why is this important? Simple, as much as we're aware, Cobs did not create the contestants. With this backstory supporting the fact, albeit this post I am referring to could be very much outdated for various reasons. But my point still stands until proven otherwise, so take it with a grain of salt Now, another thing that would change things tenfold is gkgg mp4's motives. Why would he delete the contestants (Also I'm pretty sure the explanation as for how bro's able to do so is the same), does he view them as an obstacle? Does he want to reconnect with his creator who he pushed away by being emotionally inept? Is he doing it because he can & he's just being a massive bastard? Who knows, I don't. Anyway, I could see mp4 telling Test Tube & Baseball that they aren't real to turn them against Cobs, with the statement being complete bullshit but bro has enough evidence to back it up. Also Mepad going against mp4 because bro wants answers & 3gs singing the future is so yesterday because mp4 needed to distract him somehow from everything else going on. Anyway, that was my rant about an ii roleswap au that has consumed me for the past several months at least The gkgg ii au belongs to @maxphilippa, supported by @burgycreeper405-blog (I am scared for my life if Max or Burgy finds this my social anxiety will not be able to handle it)

[z00park]

What if in ii18 gonna be very emotional scene between 3gs and 4 and 4 like come on we gonna get out of this shit and the second 3gs fucking get on his legs he just flops I mean he was sitting in this God damn closet for 14 years no way his legs didn't atrophy to the point when he even can't stand by himself closet loser!! 🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢

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God's among inanimates ii au/sequal season au cast incorrect quotes

dead relms-

Kai: If karma doesn't hit you, I fucking will.

Steve cobs: That's not funny.

Kai: I thought it was funny.

Steve cobs: You don't count. You started laughing in the middle of my funeral because you started thinking of a meme you saw on Facebook.

Nick le: Can you keep a secret?

Kai: Well, I'm good until I meet the next person.

Kai: I feel awful about killing you.

Steve cobs:

Kai: Even though technically you never even died, so I don’t know what you’re bitching about.

Zachary zoetrope: Go to sleep or you'll hate yourself in the morning!

Steve cobs: I'll hate my self in the morning regardless.

(How I think cobs and zoetrope would interact regardless of if it's a au or not)

Kai: Astrology is fun because I can pretend that all of my behaviors are just a result of being a Gemini and not symptoms of mental illness.

Grace groscer: Being a Gemini is a mental illness. That’s not hate it’s just a fact.

Cadie: Say no to drugs.

Kai: Say yes to drugs.

Mephone1: It doesn't matter if you say yes or no to drugs. If you're talking to drugs.. then you're on drugs.

(Cadie is my irl gf so I had to include her here)

my ships in the au-

Steve cobs: Since we're in a relationship now, your clothes are my clothes too. Don't ask me why I have your shirt on, this is our shirt.

Ballpoint pen : Fine, but when I come strutting in with your fuzzy socks I don't want to hear shit.

Steve cobs: I'm trash.

Zachary zoetrope : As someone who's environmentally conscious, it's my duty to pick you up. Does 7 work for you?

Steve cobs:

Steve cobs: You smooth motherfucker.

Steve cobs: And yes it does.

Caddie : Come to dinner tonight. I can’t cook, but I’ll bring plenty of free wine.

Kai: Marry me.

Kai: My hands are cold.

Caddie : Here, let me hold them.

Kai: My lips are cold too.

Caddie : *covers Kai's mouth with their hand*

Nick le, texting Floory: Hey do you like anyone?

Floory: Yeah you

Nick le: Oh, I'm sorry we're just friends

Floory: *Yeah, you?

Floory: Oh haha sorry lol

Nick le: *dies inside*

(In this au, since both floory and Nick le are God's, Nick le and floory were exes, kinda having vineria owakcx/raddy couple relationship)

Kai: Alright, I've been thinking. When life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade - make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons, what am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager. Make life rue the day it thought it could give kai eligh lemons. Do you know who I am? I'm the man who's gonna burn your house down! With the lemons. I'm going to to get my engineers to invent a combustible lemon that burns your house down!

Land of living, og relm-

3gs: Floory, that’s disgusting. You’re only giving free stuff to beautiful people.

Mephone 4: Yeah, you should be ashamed of yourself.

Floory: Oh yeah? *gets really close to Mephone 4* How about a muffin on the house baby?

Mephone 4, giggling: I’m pretty.

Floory: Why are you looking at me through a fork?

3gs: I'm pretending you're in jail.

Floory: Why?

3gs: It's spiritually healing.

(3gs doesn't entirely like floory, a. since he wasn't made by mephone, b. he wants to make sure mephone is okay, and c. he doesn't know how to feel about mephone dating a god)

floory: you're insane!

Kai: sure I am what's you're point?

Toilet, talking about x (mephone X): WHAT THE FUCK I WAS ARGUING WITH THEM AND I SAID “OOH YOU WANNA KISS ME SO BAD” AND GUESS WHAT? THEY DID. THEY KISSED ME. WHAT THE FUCK WHAT DO I DO.

(When x finally had his emotion emulator activated, he instantly fell head over heals for toilet, toilet lovingly teasing x which makes him happy)

Mephone4 : *sucking on a popsicle*

3gs: Pfft, you practicing for when Floory gets here?

Mephone4 : *takes a huge ass bite out of the popsicle*

3gs: *Concern*

Should I talk more about this au?

Also prt 2?

Also here's the link that explains the au

[fandomfantasyy]

MASSIVE WARNING FOR II 17 SPOILERS ++ INANIMATE INSANITY THEORY ++ ADAM KATZ TWITTER CODE SOLVING !!

i am holding onto way more hope than i should, however, this is a stray theory of mine that im holding onto for said hopes sake.

to those who haven't watched ii 17 yet, PLEASE keep scrolling. i mention just about everything that happened in the episode, and im basically reviewing it at the start. the episode is so much better without any spoilers!!

so, inanimate insanity 17. if you don't wanna hear me blabber on and on about the episode, scroll to the other big text. otherwise i am RANTING i need an outlet. 3:

inanimate insanity 17 was a rodeo. me and my partner had a few straggling theories before we watched it, and a few of them were true. knife did indeed punch cobs, they really did fight, everyone that heard was disappointed to find out they were made by mephone 4.

starting with the majority of the opening sequence, going from memory here, knife's desperation? ow. suitcase's new found paranoia? OW. them doing everything to find out what was wrong was so bittersweet, because you can just tell that they don't know how to stop it and are holding onto to random theories and hope.

nearing more of the middle section, i completely forgot that bow could possess people. made me giggle a bit tbh….. besides that, I HATE COBS HE MANIPULATED MY BABY, TOILET. ☹️ the admission of guilt from mephone 4, only to realize his apology could never speak loud enough almost killed me. lightbulb, fan, and test tube, all dead. the bright lights poly. when toilet told mepad that he understood it wasn't a competition anymore? and when cobs pulled off toilet and begun killing everyone? jesus christ dude (also im a little sad at the lack of extra pronunciation on "your" when paper yelled at salt saying "hes not your boyfriend" as a payjay shipper but....)

more on the end side, the fight convinced me for a damn while. it doesn't make sense to me how one single throw got knife extremely scuffed and chipped, but it's finneee, it's show logic!! :3 anygays. the main painful time. the pull of the plug, prompting toilet to call himself "the best assistant", the way knife put his hand on suitcase to comfort her, the way cobs SACRIFICED MEPHONE X??? dude this show is gonna make me go bonkers.

last but not least, "the show is over," and mephone 4 has no choice but to go back "home" with cobs. ow.

there are still so many questions. the eggs helped power everything, but were they fake? how did mephone 4 find the land he built inanimate insanity on? obviously it isn't fake, he's still sitting on it at the end of the episode. where's 3gs? what about mepad? was mepad made up? too much to answer with too little information.

overall, what a painful episode. it seems like the end, right? wrong.

inanimate insanity is not over. we are getting ii18.

at least, thats my theory. average movie length spans 1½ hours to 2½ hours. us inanimate insanity fans were told that this finale would be as long as a movie. right now, we are only at an hour. i dont remember the last time i watched a movie that was only an hour. they're out there, yes, but i doubt the creators would pray on very short movies to support their angst.

adam katz's teasing on twitter / x, saying that mephone x was after him, only for his account to be seemingly gone or empty? there's no way adam simply quit twitter because he ended his line of work. it's a thing that happens, but i dont think this is that. most of adam's characters in the show died before the plug was pulled. is that a direct reference? i don't know.

as of october 15th, adam seemingly returned to twitter, but instead as the robot from ii17. why would they bring him back suddenly, why would they make this teaser? there's no real, legitimate explanation in my eyes... other than them maybe just wanting to torture us. that, however, is not the point.

continuing on adam robot twitter thing, on his twitter / x profile / status, (idk what it's called i don't use twitter / x,) it says, "Loading a large amount of files... / Estimated wait tim: 2880 minutes, 0 seconds". that directly translates to two days. we're heavily likely to get the true final episode or the trailer of such of ii2 in 2 days.

update for the above. on october 18th, around 3pm EST, a code to decipher was posted. someone in the comments of the twitter / x post said that it was "you seek to know the true reason for such a tragic second season if you decide you want to show more there may be something to restore see .com/insert code". we, the viewers might be bringing the show back.

season one and season three's final episodes ended with a "the end". ii17 did not have this end card. this seems like a very crucial thing that they couldn't just "leave out". after all, why on the most important finale of all of the finales so far, would they leave out saying "the end"? if it's truly the end, they wouldn't leave it with a black screen and a sobbing community. (the last part, maybe, but not the first part.....)

both season one ended with 18 episodes, and season three ended with 19 episodes. season two seems to almost be ending on episode 17. this could go either way, with season two ending with a pattern of 17-18-19, OR, if we're really lucky, 18-19-20. (or we just get an extra 18 or smth idk)

there is a reason why this is only a stray theory of mine. only 6 days before the release of ii17, adam katz and brian koch were saying their thank you's and goodbye's to the inanimate insanity community. it feels like the end of this show is near, if not sadly over now.

overall, i still have hope. but this wont be clear until we either see a ii18 trailer or we dont. i will regularly update this with new information as it gets found by me and my partner. goodbye for now, inanimate insanity community, and good luck.

robot adam's twitter saga.

adam katz's teasing on twitter / x, saying that mephone x was after him, only for his account to be seemingly gone or empty? there's no way adam simply quit twitter because he ended his line of work. it's a thing that happens, but i dont think this is that. most of adam's characters in the show died before the plug was pulled. is that a direct reference? i don't know.

as of october 15th, adam seemingly returned to twitter, but instead as the robot from ii17. why would they bring him back suddenly, why would they make this teaser? there's no real, legitimate explanation in my eyes... other than them maybe just wanting to torture us. that, however, is not the point.

continuing on adam robot twitter thing, on his twitter / x profile / status, (idk what it's called i don't use twitter / x,) it says, "Loading a large amount of files... / Estimated wait tim: 2880 minutes, 0 seconds". that directly translates to two days. we're heavily likely to get the true final episode or the trailer of such of ii2 in 2 days.

update for the above. on october 18th, around 3pm EST, a code to decipher was posted. someone in the comments of the twitter / x post said that it was "you seek to know the true reason for such a tragic second season if you decide you want to show more there may be something to restore see .com/insert code". (credits to @\NickleBFDIA2012 on twitter/x !!) we, the viewers might be bringing the show back.

connecting to that, more hints have already been found. there was a code on cabby's wiki that is decoded to “You want the second key word? These pages are your answer. Next, go to the three time player with the lowest average placement." (credits to @\MeesterTweester on twitter/x !!) this brought the fandom to nickel (i believe), and im not quite sure what it says.

however, i do know one thing. it's been solved, and my theory was proven true.

we will be getting episode 18 of inanimate insanity by late november.

[thebaddexample]

FILM THEORY: DEATH RETURNS TO INANIMATE INSANITY!! BUT IT'S NOT TACO OR LIGHTBULB!!

Warning, spoilers and possibly cringey or bad writing, but it's 1am for me so eh

(First off, shout-out to my mom for coming up with this idea for me to make a theory on- You're the best :3)

(Second, thumbnail by me :])

(Thirdly, I might rewrite this during the day at some point because I'm really tired, but had to get this out before I slept bcs I'd forget to otherwise)

(Fourthly, I know that this isn't a completely original idea, and people have done it already, but I wanted an excuse to make a theory and there's evidence, so I thought "why not?" It'll make people upset with me if I'm right, and I get to pretend to be Film Theory for a bit. It's a win-win!)

(You are legally required to read this post as MatPat's voice /silly /j)

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With the horrifying tweet that Brian made last Saturday, there's a lot of people (including you, probably) worried about who will die in the finale, the harsh battle between whether we say "bye" to a bright light, or "so long" to our sour cream schemer. My answer? Neither!! Object show community, inanimate fandom... whatever we call ourselves! I'm about to present to you why our beloved (and somewhat recently hated) host is going to be the death of the season.

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First of all, the trailer (and @inanimateinsanityfan 's recent tumblr post "invitation") has somewhat implied that the focus of the movie, the A-Plot at least, will be around Cobs attempting to get to MePhone4 somehow, whether it be luring him up to Meeple Headquarters or trying to get down to him. We've seen from previous episodes that Cobs wants him dead, but it's hard to tell if he's changed his motive, since we haven't seen him since Episode 13 "Mine Your Own Business". However, he has been consistently sending his newer MePhones to eliminate MePhone4, as 5C clearly states in Episode 6. The newer models have features like tracking (much like MePad) and knife hands (NOT like MePad), which MePhone4 doesn't have, which should in theory have made him easier to kill.

Speaking of the abilities, the MeLife function is only ever used by MePhone4, or at least we only ever get to see him do it. Why? Well, I have an idea but that's a theory for another time. The point is; MePhone4 seems to be the only Meeple product with the ability to bring people to life, and has all of the contestants on there as far as we know. This means that, unless there's a creative solution to perma-kill one of the contestants, MePhone4 needs to die first for any perma-death to occur in the first place.

And hell, removing the regeneration ability as a whole would be a great way to cap off the season, to establish that there's no more retrying and that everything is now set in stone. And even if we do get that damn FOURTH season (bonus points to whoever gets the reference), it'll at least spice things up with having, say, MePad as a host instead, leaving the spot open for someone else to claim and have an interesting story arc of their own.

This shot already pulls up a parallel between MePhone4 and MePhone3GS, and though 3GS isn't really confirmed dead, they're definitely not gonna be alive any time soon. The parallels could imply that MePhone4 is destined to a fate similar to 3GS; no longer in service, probably broken, and maybe even killed of by Cobs himself.

In addition to this, all of the other MePhones we've seen have all died; MePhone4 technically died with 4S and 5 in the Season 1 finale "Journey Through Memory Lane", 5S and 5C were introduced and immediately killed in Season 2 Episode 6 "Let 'Er RIP", and MePhones 6 and 6+ were also immediately killed upon introduction in Season 2 Episode 8 "Theft and Battery". The MePhones all have something in common, and that is unavoidable and quick death, much like real iphones honestly.

Does this mean that MePhone4 will have to die as a result of MePhone's faulty creation? No, but there is a pre-established pattern with each of the MePhones that goes as a cycle, perpetuating Cobs' cruel style of doing things; he creates something, claims it's his favorite for a year, then makes something a little better and throws the pre-established bond away to die, and rinse and repeat.

But hey! That's just a theory!

An Object Theory!!

Uh- what's the opposite of "greetings and salutations"-?

"Goodbye and see-you-laters!!"

[greatwyrmgold]

My age estimates for the Hoshino family:

Aqua/Ruby: 2006

Ai: 1990.

Ai's father/Ayumi: 1968~1969.

Ai's grandparents: 1947~1948 (?)

Ai's great-grandparents: C. 1926~27 (💀)

Her great-great-grandparents: C. 1906 (💀 AF)

Thoughts? My great-grandpa just passed away this week too, he was pushing 92YO. 😔

Sounds like your great-grandpa lived a long, full life.

Anyways, your estimates would put Aqua/Ruby's 18th birthday in 2024, and I get why you'd think that. But Reddit threads like this point out details that don't make sense unless the twins were born significantly later than that, ranging from the doctor having an iPhone 3G (released in 2008) to Akane's Ai Hoshino research including a Wayback Machine page dated to the early 2000's to valiant efforts to figure out how the Kaguya-sama references tangle everything up further.

The Reddit page I linked has a good summary of the situation near the top, courtesy of Ark_Evensong: "Always set near the present, timeskips be damned."

OnK started close enough to the present for smartphones to be common, but the timeskip didn't go far enough in the future that the world would be unrecognizable. And Kaguya-sama also took place in the past, but not so far back that smartphones and LINE and Twitter and so forth wouldn't be ubiquitous.

(I vaguely remember finding a post saying that the anime was a little more consistent about the timeline, but I can't find it now. And it's hard to argue that the anime adaptation should be the official timeline just because it's a little more careful with its phone designs.)

Anyways, even if the series had a clearer timeline, I don't feel confident guessing how old Ai's grandparents and earlier ancestors were when they had kids. Ayumi and the unnamed dad are one thing; I don't think we ever get official ages, but considering how messy their home life and parenting were, I'd be surprised if they were older than 25 when they had an unexpected daughter. But we have no idea what their childhoods or parents were like, so we can't even make that kind of guess for Ai's grandparents.

Also, unlike your great-grandfather, Aqua's great-grandfather...isn't. We know nothing about him, except that he logically had to exist at some point. He wasn't important to Ai, or to Ai's children, so he's not important to the story.

[ii-confusing-confessions]

The Mepad apparition appear. something like this hasn't happened since the black mold below my pillow event of August 2020 thank you mepad. Actually nevermibd this isn't good at all you are not going into the obliteration machine with me i wilk arbitrarily be choosing someone else you've already sacrificed enough. The mephone 3gs apparition will appear. Well you have worse problems than me i can't do that either God damn it . Cabby. Uhhhh. Suitcase. Okay. Lghtbulb thank you for your sacrifice Lightbulb adn testtubr I'm bringing you to hell with me were gonna successfully fight our way out of here this time and you will not die because there are 2 of you and the last guys only died a little bit when there was 2 of them. I trust you. Thank you for your 40 seconds of service mepad apparition I understand everything now . I will win.

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[ask-post-ii17au-box]

Oh...Rest In Peace 3GS...

Damn, guess thats another one to add to the list of those who have fallen-

You keep a list?

Duh, gotta know who's alive who isnt during this whole ordeal!

He just deleted 3GS in front of me like it was nothing too…..

….the look in his eye as he did it too, most scary thing I’ve ever seen.

……

Uh anyway I’ve let literally every employee to work from home (I said there was a gas leak as a excuse for why) and assigned them all to all work on the next Mephone to avoid any suspicion, last thing I want right now is paparazzi at the door.

[beemovieerotica]

is honey nut cheerios a fibers?

it has 3g per serving which is low as far as potential breakfast foods go, but it's still better than the vast majority of cereals out there. raisin bran dominates at 7g fiber per serving at a low cost but it's not that good tasting unless you're throwing in fruits as well. and fresh fruit every day gets expensive.

the best alternative is you can buy cheap bulk granola that's flavored with fruits, spices, and even chocolate chunks and throw that on top of any cereal you like. it's insanely cost effective for your health and better than going for those whole foods cereal brands like Kashi which, yeah the fiber content and taste is excellent, but it's so damn expensive.

[thornyloved]

@virtuousfuta said | Hentai + Cartoon 3G (Mercy to Sombra) | meme.

She couldn’t help but run her hands up the good doctors’ legs, as Angela got herself seated. One pale leg on either side of the Latina hackers hips, before Sombra helped her scoot up, so that the medics ass was planted comfortably atop her ribcage, even giving the ass a good smack, with the intent on leaving a handprint.

Sombra couldn’t have asked for a hotter angle, an Angelic beauty atop her body, with her damn near perfect cock slid in the valley between Sombras breasts. A little lube went a long way, as Sombra held eye contact with Angela, she oiled up her breasts, making them just a little slick and perfect for fucking. “Someone looks comfortable.” She teased, guiding Mercy’s hands to either side of her breasts, allowing her to squeeze them as tightly as she wanted, for the perfect titfuck.

[xeneric-shrooms]

Does anyone know why the scorched forest scene is one of the TWO most expensive coli scenes??? There's no hibden task for it

For reference, this is a full list of the (current) LAH for every coli scene:

Training Fields: 12g/10kT

Woodland Path: 18g

Scorched Forest: 200g/210kT

The Boneyard: 15g/30kT

Sandswept Delta: 17g/17kT

Silk-Strewn Wreckage: 8g/12kT

Blooming Grove: 45g/60kT

Forgotten Cave: 75g/57.8kT

Bamboo Falls: NO SCENE

Thunderhead Savanna: 86g/100kT

Redrock Cove: 75g/85kT

Waterway: 29g/45kT

Arena: 45g/28.7kT

Volcanic Vents: 50g/98kT

Rainsong Jungle: 60g/65kT

Boreal Wood: NO SCENE

Crystal Pools: 84g/80kT

Harpy's Roost: 30g/30kT

Ghostlight Ruins: 85g/80kT

Mire: 3g/4.2kT

Kelp Beds: 63g/50kT

Golem Workshop: 70g/100kT

Forbidden Portal: 125g/140kT

I just want a burned down forest scene for my damn dragon, man (⁠ᗒ⁠ᗩ⁠ᗕ⁠)